Pedestals of Abalone Shell

“There is a point where feelings go beyond words. I have lost a real friend. My life — and this country — is better for his being in it.” — Robert Redford.

“I was blessed to have know him. The world is better because of him. Sometimes God makes perfect people and [...]

I’m Gonna Spank You Till You Can’t Sit Down

I don’t know why you would need to take a giant factory sized jar of kosher dill pickles with you on a two day camping trip to the Jemez mountains but we did. As well as a large tub of cool whip topping and five family sized bags of Doritos and that was just the [...]

Dogs and Children Need to Eat Daily

My sister left a list of tips for watching the boys the weekend she, mom and my grandmother went to Rhode island for a tea party:
1. Dogs and children need to eat daily….
2. If you feed the children, they will feed the dogs, and the dogs will feed the cats…
3. Even though there is plenty of food [...]

The Correct Way To Perform a Donkey Punch

 Grace is… if you want someone who opposes sex education and condom distribution in schools yet has a pregnant teenage daughter… vote Palin’ ‘08!! YEA!
 
In her typically sarcastic and caustically on point sense of humor, last week,  Grace changed her Facebook status to the above.  Grace calls it like she sees it and doesn’t usually shy from [...]