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The Correct Way To Perform a Donkey Punch

 Grace is… if you want someone who opposes sex education and condom distribution in schools yet has a pregnant teenage daughter… vote Palin’ ‘08!! YEA!
 
In her typically sarcastic and caustically on point sense of humor, last week,  Grace changed her Facebook status to the above.  Grace calls it like she sees it and doesn’t usually shy from letting everyone know.  This is refreshing coming from a seventeen year old, Maybe not so refreshing for her teachers but she makes me laugh.
 
The following is an argument that broke out in response on Grace’s facebook profile. I did a straight copy and paste (complete with authentic typos) of the wrangle that took place between two of her friends. (on her facebook profile, for all to see) Please keep in mind that these are two guys in high school.  I can only assume neither of them has a 5 year old in kindgergarten.
 
Hunter at 2:45pm at least palin doesn’t want to start sex ed in kindergarten…(obama)
 
Drew at 2:37pm September 14
if you would have just stayed out of the boys locker room that would never have been an issue…
 
Grace at 2:42pm September 14
You’re aboslutely right. Obama has made it clear through his campaign that he wants all 5-year-olds in America to become sexually educated and thus sexually active at an early age so we can kill everyone else and repopulate the globe with American WASPs. Just like Obama. He also hates gay people. And Mexicans.
 
Hunter at 2:45pm September 14
thats a dead end argument with no grounds while mine is justifiably correct
 
Hunter at 2:52pm September 14
Here’s the text of the bill: “Each class or course in comprehensive sex education offered in any of grades k through 12 shall include instruction on the prevention, transmission and spread of HIV. All public elementary, junior high and senior high school classes that teach sex education and discuss sexual activity or behavior shall emphasize that abstinence is an effevtive method of preventing unintended pregnancy, sexually transmitted diseases and HIV when transmitted sexually…. The program shall include… including age appropriate instruction in grades K 6 through 12 on the prevention of sexually transmitted infections,…. sexual abstinence etc.”……definately what all five year olds in america need
 
Drew at 2:55pm September 14
looks like you just cut and pasted that rant because for that not to have a single typo and then you misspell “definitely” is highly unlikely…
 
Hunter at 2:58pm September 14
what’s ur point andrew? that the only flaw u can find in my argument is a typo? wow congrats. ur so fucking smart
 
Drew at 3:12pm September 14
no my point simply being that you have no knowlege of the problem so you just quote a website. i accually know whats happening in the world and support the man who will make it better. so if you want to keep telling your kids that babies come from the stork rather than instructing them on how to prevent the spread of HIV than be my guest. and you are just ignorant if you think that what the bill is trying to accomplish, is to teach a 5 year old the correct way to preform a “donkey punch.” It is trying to give them knowlege and ways to protect themselfs in the real world. just because you are ignorant does’nt mean you kids have to be…help us help you Hunter…help us help you…
 
Hunter at 3:14pm September 14
alright just stop…ur humiliating yourself..ur argument is trivial compared to mine and is not worth continuing so i would advise u not to even comment back
 
Drew at 3:17pm September 14
pft, of course i will fool, you called me out, and that was a good move calling the attention away from the fact that you just got burned!
 
Grace at 3:24pm September 14
STOP THIS ARGUMENT ON MY STATUS! You are flooding my inbox. Take your grievances to your own facebook spaces. Sarah Palin sucks, end of story.
 
Hunter at 3:26pm September 14
again…no grounds accompany such a blanket statement
 
I love it. Sarah Palin sucks, end of story. What the hell is a donkey punch anyway? I’m not going to ask.  

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